Statements on Hangers

Potential Parts of Speech of Items in Closet

  • bowtie – about
  • t-shirt – pronouns and/or cuss words (only when there are holes present in the shirt)
  • button-down / collared – proper nouns
  • belts – verbs
  • hats – slang
  • bright socks – adverbs
  • pants – conjunction
  • jackets – exclamation points and/or question marks
  • gloves – butch inflections
  • scarf – fem inflections
  • underwear – numbers and/or prepositions